Once upon a ridiculous day

Mom: I know, honey, but we can't listen to "please don't stop the music" right now because there's an important song on
Girl: What's the song?
Mom: I'm bringing sexy back
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Boy: You may sautee the best ingredients, but who shapes this shit into the best meatloaf you've ever seen?!
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Boy: So do you think Madonna and J. Timberlake could save the world in 4 minutes?
Girl: I think they already have.
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Boy 1: You need to get your junk checked
Boy 2: Seriously?
Boy 1: Yeah
Boy 2 to Girl: He says I need to get my junk checked
Girl: You should. Take some friends. That's what your brother and his friends used to do. And after you know you're OK, buy condoms. That's what self checkouts are for.
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Girl: Am I supposed to care that Britney Spears was on TV last night?
Boy: No. I taped it for you though.
Girl: OK. Good!
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Boy: Do we know what the theme is on Idol later?
Girl: Hmm...Beatles Week 3? When Danny returns to sing "Norwegian Wood"
Boy: And the Horse Whisperer and Hannah Montana destroy "Hey Jude" to the arrangement of "Achy Breaky Heart" while doing the Achy Breaky Heart
Girl: And David Archuleta saves the world in 3 minutes, beating Madonna and J Timberlake by one
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